ANS jokes
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What is a dog?
An animal.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.