ANS jokes
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
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What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.