ANS jokes
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.