ANS jokes
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."