ANS jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!