ANS jokes
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Memes
still am rn
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A Gaelic