ANS jokes
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How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!