ANS jokes
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Memes
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.