ANS jokes
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.