ANS jokes
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Memes
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.