ANS jokes
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
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What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?