ANS jokes
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.