ANS jokes
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What kind of beer is an orphan's favorite?
Foster's!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar's patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligator's mouth, and starts whacking it with the stick. After he's done and gets his drink, he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes, she would like a go, asks that he doesn't hit her with the stick.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.