ANS jokes
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?