ANS jokes
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Memes
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.