ANS jokes

What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?

Filipino.

What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.

What do you call an orphan taking a picture?

A self-portrait.

A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Want to know what I do in my freetime?

Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

One gets picked.

Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.

What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?

The emo is still hanging.

One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked, and the other doesn't.

Why do orphans go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

What's an Emo's least favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

Why did an old man fall in a well?

Because he couldn't see that well.