ANS jokes
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Memes
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.