ANS jokes
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.