ANS jokes
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.