ANS jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.