ANS jokes

What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?

One is wanted.

There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?

Because they have a Target at every corner.

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What game does an emo hate the most?

Life!

What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?

When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.

Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.

I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.

Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.

Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.

Judge: But why?

Accused: Because I’m an orphan.

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.

What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?

Father Les.

What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?

Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples actually get picked.

Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.

What's the best thing about an orphan GF?

You don't have to meet her parents.