ANS jokes
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Memes
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.