ANS jokes
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.