ANS jokes
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.