ANS jokes

What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?

They both take it in the back and go woop woop.

I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?

MIKE PEN__E??

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.

What does an orphan call a family picture?

Answer: a selfie.

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.

Why is it bad to high five an emo?

They will leave themselves hanging.

I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.

What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)

You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

Why can’t an orphan play online games?

They don’t have their parents' input.

Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?

A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"

Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

What actor does an orphan hate?

Vin Diesel.

Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!