ANS jokes
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.