ANS jokes
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."