ANS jokes
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.