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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."

This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.

What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

They both will die alone.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

"Orphans get picked."

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.

What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?

The baseball player has a home to run back to.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.

Couldn't be me being an orphan.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They can’t find home.

I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

The apples get picked.

What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.