ANS jokes
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.