ANS jokes

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?

Because they wanna be wanted.

Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?

Because it can’t find the home button.

What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?

Someone gets hurt.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What's the difference between an orange?

A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.