What do you call an owl 🦉 with armor?
A Knight Owl!
Why was the turtle 🐢 looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cook out?
A jump rope!
Doc: can I help u? Girl: doctor I have pain in my heart? Doc: when did it begin? Girl: right now ( seeing hem like doll ). Doc: hh..do you like me? I know I am handsome... Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. U just look like someone I know. Doc: Who is that? Is ur boyfriend? Girl: No, it’s my pet ( rabbit) his name is Rokie.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
moo
what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
me and my friend roasting each other, friend: you look like a baboon, me: stop talkin you look likea gorilla so i might call animal control on you and ill be seeing you at the zoo!
When a cat gets a sibling do they say Oh shit another mew kid?!?!?!?!
Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd? A hipster!
I would slap you but that would be animal abuse (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ)
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
A Grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.....The Bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you". The Grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful
my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you get when a cow doesn't give anymore milk?
A milk dud 😂
