What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Suck my cheetah.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
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What do you call a deer with good eyes? good ideas
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
