I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house.
How to become a monkey
Put a red dot on your forehead
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk but it's acting really duckpressed.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
What kind of bee cant fly? A KOBE
Why are Cheetahs bad at running away. They always get spotted
Why cheetah don’t say goodbye because they are not going to work
RIP Harambe
My friend said this to me: Were you born on a high way because thats where most accidents happen :(
I really wanna hit you right now but that would be animal abuse
What do call a mouse with sneakers
(Answer:squeakers)
what do you call a animal flouting
super bird
what do you call a running chicken
scared
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
What kind of fish do people eat? DEEP fried fish
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for miraculous ladybug childrens show whatever the show is called but its a kids show. Skull emoji. Now they’re searching up pictures of tom holland laughing in their absolute weirdness. I like Tom Holland but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on google docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him
