what do you call a dog without legs? nothing it won't come either way.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom? To search for Poo
what has 4legs, than 3 legs, than 2 legs, than 1 leg, than no legs
a baby you cut one off each time
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
what do you call a flying skunk? a smelicopter
went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Why did the man sit in his porch and bark at the postman when he came? Because his dog had a sore throat!
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
What does a cow use in school? A cowculater
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
Your Na,e is soo dam retarted you got sent ot the animal farm
Why was the cow afraid? Because he’s a coward 🐮🐄
Yee
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house
Moo mooo moooooooo(screaming)
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
