what is the difference between a cow and me
nothing
Who is white hairy and rusty in the tree? It's rambo rabbit with a big gun that wasp.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you? Because they stinks and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Whats a bisons favorite gun?
A pp bizon.
teacher: ''kids what does the chicken give you''?.
students: ''meat''.
teacher: ''very good now what does the pig give you''?
students: ''bacon''.
teacher: ''and finally what does the fat cow give you''?
one of the students: ''homework''!
man: knock knock...
boy: who's there?
man: bear...
boy: ...bear who?
man: bear bottom
What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
ima cheet-ah on the test.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheet dah!
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
what do u call a cow's facial hair?
a moostache
Student: There is 505 rocks in a car, if 8 fall out how many are left Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left Student: Ok!! Student: How do you put a alligator in a closet Teacher: You can't it wont fit Student: No!! Student: Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door Teacher: Ohhh now i get it
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
what did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
Im a Cheetah
First Date: HE:"i work with animals every day!" SHE:"oh how sweet! what is it that you do?" HE:"I’m a butcher" SHE:“perfect i work with humans i just kill them by cutting them up!” HE:"so its you in the news paper?"SHE:"yes it was,wanna be next?" HE:"no!"
