You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Animal Jokes
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
