Animal jokes
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
I have a big cock.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
What goes white, black, white, black, red?
A zebra falling down the stairs.
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!