Animal jokes
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
I like zebras.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!