Animal jokes
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
I like zebras.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂