Ani jokes

Aiden

Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!

Homework

The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.

Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.

Cheese

What did one cheese say to the other cheese?

"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.

Girl

This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."

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  • Memes

    Ocean

    What does the ocean do to its friends?

    It waves.

    (*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)

    Suicide

    A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.

    She replied "Oh fuck off, you won't bring it back!"

    Puppy

    My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.

    A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"

    Gas

    Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

    I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

    Orphan

    Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

    Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

    Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

    Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

    Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Orphan

    POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

    The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."

    Abortion

    Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.

    Difference

    What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

    Dog

    What should you name a dog without any legs?

    It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.

    Traffic

    All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?

    That.

    Cow

    What do you call a cow without any legs?

    Ground beef!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa

    Scarecrow

    My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.

    So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.

    In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.

    Cancer

    What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?

    A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.

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