Ani Jokes

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: because chickens are mindless creatures and does not know any better?

If BlessedBrian were any more TWO-FACED, he’d be a RUBIK’S CUBE

If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week

I asked the librarian if they haad any books on anxiety. She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

"How does dry skin affect you at work?" "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."

I was siting in class when my theacher said have any questions the SUSpenDID Class clown said whos joe so teach said joe who so the clown said joe mama so i said what in the BALLS so i ended up stay in detention with the clown ah so cozy

Luke ask his friend how old is youre father James replied hes as old as me luke then said it doesent make any sense james then said he became father when i was born

Me: Hey god are you there" it's me Michael "god":*SILENCE* Me: If any gods exist they better say or do something this instant. "god": *SILENCE*

Why did Michael Jackson become white he wanted to be like a ghost and I have any feeheet.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died like that shit is just plane wrong.💀

why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧

Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.

I wanted to fall of a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliff near my house.

Yo mama so dumb she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any

I prank called someone and I said is there a miss is wall there they said no they is there a Mr wall there they said no is there any Walls there they said no then what's holding up your billding

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine ro do this.