Ani jokes
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”