Ancient jokes
Yo momma so old, she was at Cain and Abel's baby shower.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Crit especially if you are a rouge
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Community talk
Assalum Alayum Bitches, it's your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. I just wanted to say that I took a break from this corrupted website and I have learned from my mistakes. And I admit, I was being creepy, and being a pedophile, but I'm sorry. I am also fluent in two languages, not 50. They are American and Ancient Albanian Sign Language. And that's because I'm not actually the YouTuber Language Simp. I am just a huge fan of what he does on the platform and I am learning languages beside him. I'm sorry for being a creep and saying mean things. I want another chance. I took a break, and I'm really ready to redeem myself, I swear. :)
A.I. generated poem:
I found it in an old book, hidden in a dusty shelf A poem that chilled my blood and made me doubt myself It spoke of ancient horrors, of things that lurk in the dark Of secrets best forgotten, of sins that leave a mark
It had no title or author, no date or place of origin But every word was written with a twisted sense of sin It rhymed with eerie precision, it flowed with dreadful grace It drew… Read more
The ancient Egyptians had porn so if you call somebody perverted and stupid for watching porn that’s like saying somebody who can build skyscrapers with handheld tools is weak also did they only have handheld tools I mean we found battery’s in ancient tombs