Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Abortion

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

Sperm

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

She chews before she swallows.

Penis

After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?

My penis.

Penis

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!

Penis

What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"

Orphan

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.

Boob

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

Face

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

Ball

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Draggin’.

Draggin’ who?

Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.

Dick

What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.

Dragon

Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!