Anatomy jokes
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!