Anatomy jokes
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Up your butt with a coconut!
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Man, Uranus is so big!
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.