Anatomy jokes
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Memes
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
Kyle's penis is small.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.