Anatomy

Anatomy Jokes

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.