Anatomy jokes
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
Penis, neck, rope?
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!