Anatomy jokes
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.