Anatomy jokes
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Memes
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.