I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Anatomy Jokes
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Kyle's penis is small.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
