Anatomy jokes
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
Memes
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
Kyle's penis is small.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"