Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.