Anatomy jokes
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
Cell-ablate!
Memes
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"