Anatomy jokes
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What hangs low?
Balls.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Arms.
"Igma is my balls."