Anatomy jokes
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.