Anatomy jokes
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What hangs low?
Balls.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.