Anatomy jokes
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Arms.
"Igma is my balls."
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
My pee pee fell off.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Ass.