Anatomy jokes
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"