Anatomy jokes
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Octopus, more like octopussy.