What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Anatomy Jokes
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am transđź‘Ť
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
How do you see past that forehead?
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
Daddy, where's my anus?
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
