Anatomy jokes
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Why are women like KFC?
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Haha, boob!
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."