Anal jokes
How is spinach like anal sex? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Anal, haha.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.
One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.
So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.
Anal.
Broccoli is like anal sex. If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.