Anal jokes
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.