Digestive System jokes
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What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Diarrhea.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.