They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
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