Digestive System jokes

They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.

Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.

What did the poo say to the fart:

You blow me away!

Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.

How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.

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Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."

This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?

When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!