Anal jokes
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.