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I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"

What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

You've heard of anal sex.

You've heard of oral sex.

You've heard of genital sex.

But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.

Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day ......................................................................................... If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak