Rape is always unequivocally wrong.
Unless it's an AISH worker. Then you give her anal.
Rape is always unequivocally wrong.
Unless it's an AISH worker. Then you give her anal.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.