I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
My asian girlfriend has a wierd name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm tu yung."
sam and amya like anal sex with each other
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said my uncle just calls this shhhhh
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best Lubricant for anal sex?
-No more tears.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
You've heard of anal sex. You've heard of oral sex. You've heard of genital sex. But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
What it the toughest part of the human body? Anal hair, all shit that they go through.
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Husband:can we try anal tonight Wife: fuck that shit Husband:that's the spirit
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens? You want to take it orally or through anal, joke I'm not asking.
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Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables one is crule to the person getting in the other is anal sex
what do you call anal rape? ass cream
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day ......................................................................................... If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What’s the same with a toilet and anal sex. Your ass gets numb after a while
