Anal

Anal jokes

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"

What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!

My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

You've heard of anal sex.

You've heard of oral sex.

You've heard of genital sex.

But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?

Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.

What?

The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.