Anal jokes
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Anal.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Anal, haha.
Community talk
I want AG to fuck me. I want him to tie me up so I can only walk on all fours and then for him to stick his cock in my face. I want him to rub it over my face for a solid 10 seconds before sticking it in my mouth. I want him to grab my head and force his cock down my throat repeatedly. Then, I want him to pull out of my mouth and flip me over so I'm facing the ceiling. Then I want him to rub his cock against mine, te… Read more