Anal jokes
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
Broccoli is like anal sex. If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Ouch!
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
How is spinach like anal sex? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
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I want AG to fuck me. I want him to tie me up so I can only walk on all fours and then for him to stick his cock in my face. I want him to rub it over my face for a solid 10 seconds before sticking it in my mouth. I want him to grab my head and force his cock down my throat repeatedly. Then, I want him to pull out of my mouth and flip me over so I'm facing the ceiling. Then I want him to rub his cock against mine, te… Read more