Anal jokes

Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?

Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.

What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?

You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.

Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?

No more tears.

Roses are red, I have a confession:

A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.

Guess what? Chicken butt.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Anal.

Anal sex is for A**holes.

Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.

One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.

So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.

Anal.

I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.

Anal, haha.