German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class
An American, a Cuban, a Russian, and a lawyer are sitting on a subway train, in the same seat. The Cuban pulls out a Cuban cigar for each person, and hands it out. The Cuban takes one puff of his cigar, and he throws it out the window. Everybody but the Cuban goes mad. ̈You just wasted an expensive Cuban cigar! How could you? ̈ The Cuban simply says, ̈See, in Cuba, cigars are very cheap. ̈ The other passengers are reassured and respond with, ̈Oh, OK. ̈
The Russian takes out a small bottle of Russian vodka and pours a shot for all the passengers. The Russian downs his shot, and throws the vodka bottle out the window. The rest of the passengers are alarmed, once again. ̈You just destroyed an expensive bottle of Russian vodka! How could you? ̈ The Russian simply states, ̈See, in Russia, vodka is very cheap. ̈ Yet again, the other passengers are reassured and respond with, ̈Ah, yes! Of course. ̈
The American scratches his head and goes, ̈I think I see the pattern here. ̈ So he takes the lawyer, and he throws him out the window! ̈
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
Wait 911 is the American emergency number...
So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school
What’s the similarities between an American teen and a old Muslim man? They both choose who they want.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean! British: At least our towers didn’t fall😎
a Japanese person comes to america and sees guns everywhere one american says welcome to america
What is the American virus? diabetes.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
(If it's unoriginal, I apologize. My friend gave me this joke.)
-Signed, AdmiralKizaru.
waht do you call a american house? a gun safe
Am american walks into an afghan bar, joke Afghanistan does have bars because of the tailiban
I know why asain's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
