What's the difference between a gun and a penis? The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
Ur American when u walk to the bathroom. what are you when ur in there
Ur-a-peen Eurapean
American:How Do You Use A Pc
Amish:We Use A Potato
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?
how many Americans does it take to fill the grand canyon
4
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein
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What’s the similarities between an American teen and a old Muslim man? They both choose who they want.
American- I've never shot a gun African- That's the first coming from an American
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If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian
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Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive,slipped,and said, "oh shit".
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