like this if your an american
What's white red blue and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it
Why are so many Americans stupid? Cause they shoot the ones that go to school
American- I've never shot a gun African- That's the first coming from an American
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
Why was the American kid late to school? Because he was too busy putting on his bullet proof vest
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger but winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers. Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest watching the Space Shuttle Challenger and be like, "Talking about dodge a bullet."
Q. What do Alexander the great and Winnie the pooh have in common? A. Same middle name 😂
So I was on a discord call the other day and one of my friends American buddies joined and we had a conversation.
Until they say: when did pounds change to quid.
And I said: 'they're the exact same thing.'
Then they said:
"but when did it happen?"
So I said:
"when did school change to shooting range?"
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
What did the American say to the russian?? Why u always russian
(Not an orphan joke) Why are American bad at Clash Royal Because they've lost 2 towers.
Where is Colorado
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. However, the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
The first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed. But you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, "Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!"
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
why are americans so dumb?
because they shoot the ones that go to school
