American Says : "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..." Sardar ji Says : "Accha ,India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?
how many Americans does it take to fill the grand canyon
4
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
Why are the Americans good at rubix cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colours.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
Why are Americans so bad a Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two Towers.
Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
what is the diffrence between an american and a orphan they dont have a home to get their guns
why can't Americans play chess
because they're missing two towers
Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS
The American salute start's with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head. The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute. The French salute starts your hands in the air. The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
There are 3 men: an American, a French and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane. The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty", the French says: "We are in France I touched the Eiffel Tower", the Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Question Your American when your not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when your in the restroom.
Answer European (Your a peein')
You are American when you walk into the bathroom and you are American when you walk out. But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
I know why asain's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly
This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
