America jokes
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
School's being safe.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)