what do you get when an America talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi two Aussie
what do you call cap and spider-man? SPIDER-AMERICA!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between America and a flash drive? One is USA and the other is USB 😂😂😂
what do you call a three humped camel pregnet
American- I've never shot a gun African- That's the first coming from an American
IM GEORGE WASHINGTON I CANT SPELL TETH OR AMEiciari
north america best america
In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden, and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she found herself soon homeless, begging for food or money to survive.
She used to occupy a street next to a theater; not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her; every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well, that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every tuesday - just to keep her spirits up.
One tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story, and decided to share his fortune.
Gentleman: I work as a magician in the touring show - today we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate - but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin.
how did you get that? used your life savings
Why is it easy to defeat America ic clash of clans? Because they have already got 2 towers down
I made a AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very go chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens... Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me"
hey, america. no towers? :(
*America shoots down balloon* China* You killed a innocent man!! USA* what?! China* yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love 1 and hate the other.
In america, mom births you.
In soviet russia, you birth mom.
Hey do you know why America sucks we have the death penalty