Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
School's being safe.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale? Because they can't defend their towers.
This is funny.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
A guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch owned by a Hunter and his Wife .After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room .There they were having a grand ole until the Rancher’s wife walks in .The Hunter looks at her and says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there”,The Rancher replied “(with a harsh southern accent from years of cigarette smoke)You’ve never been so right in your life ,honey why don’t show our guest your tits”,.She agrees and then shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast.After he gets a good gander he says “Nice”,then Rancher shouted “show em yer peker now Hon”,.She agreed and whipped out a 13inch Johny ,and twirled it around like how an Elephant would move his .Now dazed and confused the Hunter yells out “What in Sam Hill is that!!”,and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What’s the difference from me a a gay person? You
