America jokes
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
School's being safe.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?