What do you get when you cross a cat and a dines or a cat u sores
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Who are the fastest readers? Nine eleven victims because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds
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Why can't Americans trade with other countries, we lost the trading center
Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
what do you call cap and spider-man? SPIDER-AMERICA!!!!!!!!
whys 1 equal 22? 4 is to buzzy and 0ne has the 21s to 4!
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Why is America bad at Clash Royale? Because they can't defend their towers.
What is Instagram called in USA? Instaounce.
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A guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch owned by a Hunter and his Wife .After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room .There they were having a grand ole until the Rancher’s wife walks in .The Hunter looks at her and says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there”,The Rancher replied “(with a harsh southern accent from years of cigarette smoke)You’ve never been so right in your life ,honey why don’t show our guest your tits”,.She agrees and then shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast.After he gets a good gander he says “Nice”,then Rancher shouted “show em yer peker now Hon”,.She agreed and whipped out a 13inch Johny ,and twirled it around like how an Elephant would move his .Now dazed and confused the Hunter yells out “What in Sam Hill is that!!”,and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What’s the difference from me a a gay person? You
In America, you catch picachu, in Soviet Russia, picachu catches you. https://static.wixstatic.com/media/7a7436_784a4f4d74314d0f8d74234b57dcd2ee~mv2.jpeg
What's the difference between America and a flash drive? One is USA and the other is USB 😂😂😂
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