What to hear a pizza joke? Never mind itโs to chesesy
Am american walks into an afghan bar, joke Afghanistan does have bars because of the tailiban
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked to much
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more political corrupted than the man boy love association of america because it is politically motivated? Libertarian Party ๐ค ๐ญ ๐ก ๐ฒ ๐ซข ๐ญ ๐ ๐ก ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ ๐ธ
Why is America bad at Clash Royale? Because they can't defend their towers.
What is Instagram called in USA? Instaounce.
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea? Husband : No, I like after "T"! .............. It means: the letter "U" : you!
Let's go brandon
Trump is Putin America first hahahaha
What's Trump's favourite instrument A TRUMPet!!!
Jeff: *crosses the US border* The second he crosses into the USA: guy comes up with gun Jeff: thatโs what I was expecting.
why did my dad leave me and my mum?
i told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying daddy yeeeees
why did my fuck a girl because she said uh
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesnโt have trouble shooting
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
What did the brit say to the American? Well here comes fascism
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family
Fuck off
