What did the brit say to the American? Well here comes fascism
What does the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips and Crack have in common? The CIA
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn't
why cant amarica play chess? threre missing two towers
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
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me:*gives her 5 dollars* climb that flag pole cute female:*takes the money and goes up the flag pole* is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw *next day* heres 10 dollars if u do it again *she goes up there* me:hows the veiw *she goes home and her mom sees the money* her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right *she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties* me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:...
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survive? Americans...
JOE BIDEN
what's yellow and cant swim? a school bus full of children
CHEESE
Bald Eagle
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
what do you say when trumps is still president during 2020? magic
Why didn't Donald trump not pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him? Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? because I wrote this in america
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America? Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
