does donald know his wife is mexican?
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports? America
so mungus
i was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled " do you know CPR?" i replied "i know the entire alphabet!" we all laughed and laughed, well. except one person
What do Americans call high school? Shooting range
i am a fat girl
Bald Eagle
Trump is Putin America first hahahaha
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Trump said: Let's make America great again. Translation by democrats: Let's fake America again.
An African man visits his friend in the US
“I just flew in yesterday” the African man says “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America” replied his friend.
“Joke?” The African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country”.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy . We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: "The American President is a moron!" "We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!
Why can't America play chess? Because it lost two towers.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Why is america so bad at chess? They lost both of their towers
how many Americans does it take to fill the grand canyon
4
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers