America jokes
So Mungus.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Abortion is beautiful.
Biden did 9/10.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.