America

America jokes

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?

Because that's the average class size in America.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

And together we will make America great again.

You were never great in the first place.

Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?

Because they have already got 2 towers down.