a Japanese person comes to america and sees guns everywhere one american says welcome to america
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30? Because that's the average class size in America.
Jeff: *crosses the US border* The second he crosses into the USA: guy comes up with gun Jeff: that’s what I was expecting.
Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
AND TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Yous were never great in the first place
trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
abortion is beautiful
Biden did 9/10
What is the American virus? diabetes.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Germany does backflip america What is happining France want a bagute?USSR Help
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why is it easy to defeat America ic clash of clans? Because they have already got 2 towers down
Why did America loose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear
White vans
England: no towers? America: no queen? England: Remember 1812? America: no tea?
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
What does the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips and Crack have in common? The CIA
Why is America bad at Clash Royale? Because they can't defend their towers.
