Amativeness Jokes

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There are 5 cows in a field 1 of them is the mom the rest are kids one of the kids walked up to the mom and asked why am I named Daisy and then a daisy fell on her head, The 2econt cow came up to the mom and asked why am I named rose and then a rose fell on her head, then the 3rd cow said why am I named violet then a violet fell on her head then the 4th cow walked up and said merrrbere then the mom said shutup sinderblock

what am I doing? your mom

frenid: r u gay me: yes u frenid: no I am bi me: dang it frenid: what me: i like u frenid: ok I like u to

My name is bob and I am a cow. My Grandfather was a knight and his name was Sir Loin

I am a racist and i put my milk before cereal...well, to be honest that was when i had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some...then he left. Now when i see a black guy, I yell "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt"

You know that i drink water right? I drink water bc of i am water water is water

a man came up to a girl a bout to jump off a cliff the man said why she then replies their are many monster in this world and i am one of them.

water, Tastes that one tap in school a tier water at 3 am S tier 12 pm water f tier

Finally my father came early from office today, I am very happy

fired from job

why am i in jail? all i did was cause 9/11

When I am getting bore, I hold a banana start shaking suddenly it gives out juice after a few min I get excited ohhhhhhj.... Try with a cucumber

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster." Am I, or is he?

no no no i am cool

Hey Patrick what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

😂😂😂😂

well a lock and a key where going on vacation but the key said help me im stuck and then the lock said i think i am in lock-shary

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wanna be goths

Cousin : hahhaah i am their biogical parents kid : so what at least they love me more

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget and I am now traumatized to hell, the next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend. :)

-Dark_Humor