Amativeness Jokes

Bo - hey kids I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power so I am just going to be a orphan *kids changing the channel to Annie* Annie- Tomorrow tomorrow only a day away * TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go Dezzy- WAAAAAAAAAA I can’t find Bo

Lionel- Leona please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song Leona - but I love my song right Fuzzy Fuzzy Bear- I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song - Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel Lionel- AHHHHHHH

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely Gwen

Hello I am typing with the microphone euros hello bro and 0LXDXD bra that’s funny and also you are gay ha ha Ha ha ha get it done by eight

one day, the milkman came to drop off milk. The boy asked the milkman, do you know where my dad is. The milkman replies, I am your dad, then runs off like batman

GWEN ARE YOU DEAD?????? IF NOT I AM ALYA THANKS FOR ALWAYS STANDING UP FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Man: Could you hold this for me? Kid:Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang!*GUNSHOT* Man:Damnit now who am I gonna put in the van?!

mom:son did u go to school son:whit if i saw yes mom:u r in school slap son:mom am moveing out and am moveingin whit my gf mom:u r whit pls dont move out =( son:mom stop so whit if am moveing out am moveing into my gf home it oley for school mom:will u r kick out of my home son:good mom:am sad now why did he move out

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Sorry for the interruption I am ALYA and i am disappointed in you guys you shouldn't bully or make fun of Orphans they didn't choose their life what happened in their life. what happens if you were an orphan and people are making fun of you. would you like that?

When Pope Pius (IX.) died, he went to Heaven, knocked at the door, St. Peter opened: "Who are you, what do you want?” "I am Pope Pius. I want to come to heaven.” “Where do you come from?" "Rome." "What do you mean? Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "No, Rome Italy of course." "I'm very sorry, but I do not know you!"

To make sure to not erroneously deny access to an authorised person, Saint Peter takes the telephone, calls up God and asks: "Hello Boss, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?" "What do you mean: Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "No, Rome Italy of course." "No, sorry, I don’t know him."

Saint Peter makes another telephone call and rings up Jesus: "Hello Junior - here’s a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?" "Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "Rome Italy." "No sorry, never heard of."

Saint Peter still does not give up and finally calls up the the Holy Ghost and asks: "Hello Smoky, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome. Do you know him?" "What does he mean, Rome Massachusetts or Rome New York?" "He says Rome Italy." "No sorry, I’m afraid I do not know this guy." But then, after a very short while he continues: "Wait, wait - tell me, is that the guy who invented the damn story about Mary and me?"