Amativeness jokes

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.