Amativeness Jokes

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.

I am not making a noose I am making a unsubscribe button for life.

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website and i will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this websites life. Goodbye

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO (don't bother to like or comment I just had to say this)

Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end

My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night

I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)

Everyone if I am not online that is because i am on a Vaction so yea.

Why did the orphan cross the road

He thought he saw his parents

Oasis am I right

One day, there are Friends having fun, hours later one of the friends Alice, wanted to leave and say *cya guys am just gonna hangin in the tree and have some fresh air* and they all agree hours go by and the group of friends are ready to go home but then seen a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.

Riddle: i can fill a room, others can have me,but i cant be shared. what am i? Answer: Loneliness.

BFF:DUDE, COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

Me:What no way its 2:58 am

BFF:but i just found my brothers secret stash of oreos!!!!!

Me:I'll be over in 5 minutes

So I was watching YouTube and then my Friend says “Those videos never get old” and I replied “Just like a Make-A-Wish kid” and after I said that he shot me in the head and said “And now neither do you.” And now I’m in heaven and God says to me “Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies and I said “Are there summer women” and now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero. After he killed Hitler

Who am I rooting for during the Superbowl? Easy. Taylor Swift

little Johnny is my son and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a burger king whopper to Moscow then take revenge for little Johnny!!!