What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
I am Paul walker
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
kid: hey why am I an orphan adult: I don't know ask your parents.
Teacher:i am a orphan Students:oof Teacher:is there anyone missing Students:your parents
Man I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
I am starting a frog cult now!
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
I am a motherfucker.
I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.
