Amativeness jokes

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

Why am I dumb?

Because I’m dumb.

Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?

Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.

You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

I am starting a frog cult now!

Teacher: I am an orphan.

Students: Oof.

Teacher: Is there anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.

Having sex with three people is a threesome.

Having sex with four people is a foursome.

Then maybe I am handsome after all...

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

What is the definition of clapped?

Ur mum when I am in her bed.

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"