Alteration jokes
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Community talk
guys i think cupcake is caley because they act the same and the haily person could be lying about knowing caley irl. they type and act the same. i think cupcake is the alter who is making the caley acc. caley is fake and all her photos are ss from tiktoks and pinterest.
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