Alphabet jokes
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Values be like for alphabets:
THIS OMG
Community talk
e or E?
most complex way to say the word cat:
charlie hotel alpha romeo lima india echo hotel oscar tango echo lima alpha lima papa hotel alpha romeo oscar mike echo oscar lima india mike alpha india november delta india alpha echo charlie hotel oscar alpha lima papa hotel alpha lima india mike alpha papa alpha papa alpha hotel oscar tango echo lima alpha lima papa hotel alpha tango alpha november golf oscar alpha lima papa hotel alpha november oscar victor echo mike bravo echo romeo golf oscar lima foxtrot oscar sierra charlie alpha romeo
Nah, nah, right, idgd which one of you mf is this " *user* Lust " but respect, the total brutally and rape(yness(?) Of your writing is what OF girls think abt when they are giving head. Whoever you are, you have my deepest respect.
PS, as long as your not a furry/wallmart bag/member of the alphabet community.