Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
qwertyuiol.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
2 times 4 equals 18?
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.
X is for X-treme shooting!
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What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
