Alphabet jokes
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
Ii.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
qwertyuiol.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.