Alphabet jokes

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Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.

A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.

"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.

"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"

"Good, but where's the p?"

"Running down my leg."

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

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Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂

Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.

Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.

A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!

I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.

So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"

The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."

So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."

When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"

The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."

I have 25 friends in the alphabet.

But I don't know why.

What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.