A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.
"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.
"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"
"Good, but where's the p?"
"Running down my leg."
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
This for you roman y e e e nt
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.
So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
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What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
