What is a necrophiliac safe word I’m alive
Hola soy Dora do you see Donald Trump That’s right he’s at my house and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him so she was Walled alive
I got written up on 'Take Your Daughter To Work Day.' Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING youtuber! (i cant believe he is still alive!)
was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
Not a joke but still dc
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if a old person tells you what to do just say at least my parants are alive!
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive ? Christmas 🎄
Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me
it's not a war crime if no ones alive to report it.
there were three men, and two of them died, the last man alive said " that's two less mouths to feed"
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hi my name isn't pi.look up at sky.and wonder why.why are you alive
when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive
Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.
I’m alive baby
