I finally got my wife to shut up.Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years ha! try telling me to get my feet off the couch now karen!
hi my name isn't pi.look up at sky.and wonder why.why are you alive
What's better than a pile of dead babies.
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat it's way out.
it's not a war crime if no ones alive to report it.
Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me
if a old person tells you what to do just say at least my parants are alive!
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive ? Christmas 🎄
there were three men, and two of them died, the last man alive said " that's two less mouths to feed"
Why did the democrats act like a asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive because they fear him
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive
when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince? The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
tj so far back you still couldn't find it when the deval was alive
my friend died me and my other besitei stares sining the coffin song my bestie in the coffin why are you not sad why are you still alive
what is somthing that makes you wish you were dead and rips your skin off and is small and can wear you out in two seconds and betray you in any way posible and can eat you alive.kid's
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote", one of my best friends would still be alive
I’m alive baby
Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.
What's the difference between captain Morgan and any Winehouse? Captain Morgan comes alive when you added coke.
