Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
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Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!!!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!!!
Fans: 😭😭😭
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive. Miscarriages is ok because God did not want the baby to be alive.
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Hitler was the most handsome man alive Everyone died for him
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
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Me: What the diffrtn between me and my grandpa? Friends: What? Me I've been alive for the past 14 years
People need to stop taking life so seriously, after all, no one gets out alive!
I dont trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive
1 2 3 4 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
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why is bieng alive so expensive im not even having a good time
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of a object that's not alive, so i wrote a story about an emo kid
