If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?
Alive
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
what would MLK junior be if he was white.........alive
Two men walked into a bar and one man asked for H20 and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
You travel to the past into the era where julius caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die? ̈
You reply with: ̈Surrounded by friends ̈
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
roses are red, violates are blue, i don't know why i am still alive for you
19. It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
Thankfully I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive..
[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
What's worse than a dead baby?- A pile of dead babies- whats worse than that? -The one on the bottom is alive.- And whats worst than that is, the baby has to eat it's way out
I've always been suicidal ,some might say why haven't I actually done the act ,I'll just say well I hate myself to much so I though I stay around for the punishment of staying alive
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
what was juice wrld before he was famous?
answer: alive
what con you say both at a funeral and during sex???
this whould be much better if you where alive
