[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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what was juice wrld before he was famous?
answer: alive
what con you say both at a funeral and during sex???
this whould be much better if you where alive
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What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
I actually think paul walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive
He had a change of race tho when he died
Being alive is so expensive I am not even having a good time doing it
Kobe would still be alive if he would’ve gone to jail for raping that girl.
Why am I still alive? Pills give me stomache, blood makes faint, height frightens me...
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
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What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
I had a boyfriend once, he broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive," guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
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Who is older than twin towers?billy bob the 1th,he was older than the twin towers he was born 3 minutes before the twin towers and still alive today
