why do we not have female magicians because last time we had them we burned them alive
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
I actually think paul walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive
He had a change of race tho when he died
Being alive is so expensive I am not even having a good time doing it
Kobe would still be alive if he would’ve gone to jail for raping that girl.
Why am I still alive? Pills give me stomache, blood makes faint, height frightens me...
What's the difference between steven hawkings and a baby - the baby is still alive'\
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
i love my family when there buried alive
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
What's worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can't we just die :) ?
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
yo momma is so stupid she saw an anime and started eating an alive rabbit and thought she would get powers
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Knock knock “ who’s there?” knife “knife, who” how are you still alive? I just stabbed you.
Who is older than twin towers?billy bob the 1th,he was older than the twin towers he was born 3 minutes before the twin towers and still alive today
